What's The Hold Up?

Donald Sutherland and I stopped a bank robbery in 1974.

I was refinancing my house and he was opening a rainy day savings account.

Everyone was on the ground and the women were whimpering.

I couldn't take it anymore.

We both cracked up at the same time and threw our masks on the ground.

Once everyone recognized who we were, some started laughing.

Even those who'd wet their pants.

No moral to this story.

Don't wet your pants.
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