I Blame Coyotes

Lloyd Bridges was a son of gun. We did Airplane 2 together.

He and Rip Torn had a trailer, and I was the third wheel.

Rip had a nitrous tank hooked up where his propane should be.

That and two bottles of Johnnie Walker Red pretty much did us in.

Woke up with no pants.

Rip was gone and Lloyd's shirt was bloody.

I never asked.
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