Ricardo Montalban and I judged a bikini contest in Nassau in '79.
Nobody knew the man was deathly afraid of fire ants.
I guess the brandy I spilled on his leg didn't help.
What an asshole.
If I were a borderline gay caballero, though, I'd switch for him.
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KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
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