Mamie On Ice

Mamie Van Doren and I were trapped in a gondola once, in the Swiss alps.

The cables had iced up, and it was a little awkward at first.

We both laughed with relief when Mamie found poppers in her purse.

When our car got back to the platform, the operator found us with our genitals frozen to a window, completely unconscious.

What a crazy skirt.

She has a Doctorate, you know. In something-something.
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