Wardrobe Girls

Robert Vaughn and I shared a wardrobe girl when he was on Star Trek.

Dirty, naughty girl. Played us both like fiddles. Had a little mole on her dewlap.

After he found out, Vaughn challenged me to a bat'leth deathmatch.

The Enterprise bridge set almost caught fire after we knocked over some fresnels.

Ended with Nimoy trying to do that ridiculous kung fu grip on each of us.

We both cracked up and couldn't continue.

Lenny? Two black eyes for his trouble. Episode never aired.

There is no moral to this story.

Don't fuck wardrobe girls.
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