Lateral Damage

Geraldine Ferraro was a pistol.

She and I met at a Star Trek convention in Taos, New Mexico.

This was just before she shacked up with Mondale.

We were pounding tequila by the bottle in the hotel bar.

I gave her a ride on my shoulders. Stumbled around the place and out into the lobby.

She's got big, roamy hips and a great ass. It was like wearing a giggling beanbag chair for a helmet.

Intoxicating.

I think we caused about $2000 in damage to the place.

Fuck limes. Limes are for fruit loops.
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