Mouthketeer Club

Went parking with Annette Funicello on Mulholland Drive once.

I gestured out at the landscape and all the glittering lights and talked about all the possibilities.

The money and the fame. Being able to travel all over the world.

The opportunities to create real art.

To make an honest impact on people's lives.

And like the champ she is, she swallowed.

No need for that crusty towel in my back seat.

Some broads are just born classy.
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