Friends, I received my first blogamabob letter.
I'm very excited.
Buddy Hackett? I remember him mentioning you on
Carson.
your true fan...
Teh Swedish Chef
mork mork mork
Buddy Hackett was making fun of my spoken word performances.
Nobody makes a chump out of me in front of Johnny.
He was filming Herbie The Love Bug at the time.
I got a motel room near the studio, and found the dive bar he frequented at the end of the day.
Christ, what an ugly bastard. Like a badly beaten badger stuffed into a suit.
That kind of scary, twisted, sucking face that comes at you in the middle of night.
You know, the between-time, when you've just fallen asleep.
He didn't recognize me. I was in drag. Brunette.
I showed him who's talented.
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